Review: I Pucking Love You by Pippa Grant

Review: I Pucking Love You by Pippa Grant

Synopsis:
You know those stories where an adorably misunderstood clumsy girl needs a fake date to a wedding so she asks her brother’s best friend and they accidentally fall in love?

I wish that was the kind of life I lead, but it’s not.

I don’t need a date to a wedding. I need a date to a funeral.

Clumsy sometimes fits, but then, that’s true for all of us, right? But adorable? No. Misunderstood? Nope again. I’m just your average girl, standing in front of a funeral invitation, asking it to be a winning lottery ticket instead.

And I don’t have a brother, or a best friend with a brother available, which means I’m stuck with Tyler Jaeger.

Sure, he’s a professional hockey player who also knows advanced calculus, but let’s say we’re not compatible and leave it at that. I should know. I am a matchmaker.

Not a very good one, but that’s beside the point.

I know a mismatch when I see one.

Still, Tyler’s what I’ve got, and I am not going to this funeral solo, so he’s what I’ll take.

After all—what could go wrong at a funeral?

I Pucking Love You is a hilariously wrong romantic comedy about the world’s worst matchmaker, a hockey player with a problem he doesn’t want to talk about, and an awkward date-of-convenience that everyone would prefer to forget. It comes complete with a cat working his way through his nine lives, all the sexy times, fish and chips, and a swoony happily-ever-after.

My Review:
Title: I Pucking Love You
Author: Pippa Grant
Format: ebook
Genre: romantic comedy, sports (hockey)
Standalone: yes
Part of a Series: Book 5 of The Copper Valley Thrusters
POV: Tyler and Muffy
Steam Level: steamy
5/5

Because I’ve read every Pippa Grant book
I feel like I’ve been waiting for ages. Pippa Grant is a teaser and this epilogue is no exception!

Anyway, I Pucking loved I Pucking Love You!!!! I love that Muffy is a bit of a mess and that Tyler is a big teddy bear. I loved the text messages with his family, the special guest secondary characters, the familiar, recurring secondary characters (with more of their HEAs) and the cameo appearances. Pippa Grant weavers together a world of amazing characters and even better stories. I love how Tyler loves Muffy and protects abs defends her from not only strangers but also those who she is closest with who can do the most damage. The overarching theme of loving yourself is something we need more of. Turning your “flaws” into strengths and knowing your worth is lesson to take to heart.

I received an advanced copy of this book from the author. I loved it and bought it. This is my honest and voluntary review.

Favorite Quotes:

  • Pissing people off by doing what I want is what I do best.
  • If a guy walks away because he can’t handle you enjoying your food, then you deserve better than him.
  • What is it about frustrated men in suits  that makes my nipples perk up?
  • He’s seriously hot, standing there looking like he wants to strangle someone.
  • You don’t abandon friends just because you don’t want to come face-to-face with  a dead body.
  • Tyler laughs, and my vagina fangirls like a middle-aged woman at a boy band reunion concert.
  • Can you imagine what the world would be like if we actually loved each other the way we pretend to?
  • He’s kissing me like he needs me to know that I matter. That I have value. That he sees me, and he likes me anyway, and he wants more of me.
  • I trust him. And that’s more amazing than how well he kisses, where he puts his hands, and how well he uses his equipment.
  • I’m not ready to let Muffy go, which is more disconcerting than facing dead bodies.
  • I like Muffy more than I hate dead bodies.
  • Tyler jaeger is my hero and my nemesis all at once.
  • Her pussy is where my cock wants to go in the afterlife. And every day before.
  • “Cross my heart, Muffy. I’ll get arrested  with you for public indecency, but not until after the season” ” You clearly don’t want me badly enough.”
  • “Do you know why I’ve never dated?” “Because you got burned before?”…”Because I was waiting for you.”
  • I’ve realize a life without you would be more torture than a life of commitment and regularly banging your sexy body.

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